For your amusement

This is the lipographic poem I mentioned in an earlier post. I make no claims as to its quality, but it has amused me and now so I will put it up here for my wide viewing audience of 4 (ish) readers.

Little Miss Muffett Lipogram (minus I and U)

Wee Dame Maryanne sat on her low seat

Chewing on oats so gray.

Along came a mean gnat,

Who sat down in the flat,

And scared Dame Maryanne far away.

 
As I said, there were no claims to its quality. I had to get a grade, and in the process managed to amuse myself, so where's the harm in that? I certainly didn't pull that off in any of my math classes. I bid you adieu.